Take it from someone who was born, raised, graduated and still lives in LB.

1. Alam mo kung saan ang Fertility Tree.
2. Kilala mo kung sino si Pader (with matching motorcycle).
3. Alam mo na ang Anos at Bayog ay walang halong kabastusan
4. Nakatikim ka na ng pancit ulam ni Toyang’s
5. Alam mo na ang statue ni Maria Makiling, na ngayon ay nakapuwesto sa may UPLB Health Service (Infirmary ang datin tawag) ay dating pangharap ng Library, kung saan meron ngayong kalabaw na overweight kaya di kayang lumipad.

i really mis thursday nyt gimiks & pnnood ng plays n mnsan eh kelangan png gmwa ng reaction paper. i mis goto elbi & amgn pogs/ministop, n dhil s knila eh nsurvive ko ang thesis nyts ko n d ngugutom.

der’s only one uplb. ms msaya ang gmik at bonding s elbi compared d2 s mnila.

Once upon a time, a carabao strayed too close to the open pool of mud sa Mudspring, and fell in! From that day on, the carabao was never seen again in UPLB.

Weeks later, a carabao was spotted na ibinuga sa eruption ng Mayon Volcano.

The last time I was there was last July. Still beautiful.

i’d like to vsit flatrocks again and launch my toy boats sa creek. hav u xplord mudspring and dscoverd the skeletonized leaves sa mga stagnant ponds doon? or gone up the road to nac and admired the chapel of st. mark? i’d luv to get lost among the amazing plants and flowrs sa garden shows.

and if u’r feeling really naughty, u can dip balls of tissue papr in watr and—aftr cheking that nobody’s looking—throw upwards… (and that, whatsuplb, is what no. 5 is all abt!)